Yanks sign Andy Pettitte

Ahh yes, the over-payed return of the most famous chin dimple in Yankee history. 16 mil is a little mucho for one year...but like it matters. I'l post on this tommorow and how it relates to that dick Rocket, and the curs of the bambino. Just didn't want my imaginary readers to think I forgot about them. You're welcome.