Will someone get the man his damn sneakers!


Jeez...

I thought when you were a professional athlete you hade little dweebs under 5 foot 6 to do the little things for you. Jason Collin's bitch was no where to be found when he needed him.

You have to think about this past summer's claims about Jason Collins being healthier than ever heading into the season, and the poor guy can't even "reach for his sneakers" without hurting himself.